Two Republicans went campaigning at the garbage dump...

I went to the dump yesterday to drop off my trash and the two Republican candidates for state rep in my district were there campaigning. (I must admit, the choice of venue was a stroke of brilliance.) Facing off against each other in the upcoming primary, they vied for who could be the most "fiscally conservative". Of course, any thinking person knows this is simply conservative code for underfunded schools, horribly skewed tax codes, crumbling infrastructure... Couldn't quite decide which was more repellent, their tired rhetoric or the rancid stench of the trash heap.

I'm going to run off and burn their campaign literature now, but I'll leave you with a much more eloquent riff on our conservative friends via Iggy -- Hey look me over, lend me an ear, I'm a conservative! Enjoy.

I Gotta Go!

With the release of Android 2.2 I'm going to get a new mobile device and FINally stop whining about my iPhone. Now I just have to find someone willing to buy my iPhone so I can cover my $125 termination fee.

So if you're interested in a 16 gig 3GS iPhone, DM or @ me. Of course, you would have to be ok with the fact that the battery runs out by 3:00 in the afternoon, it doesn't run Flash (the most ubiquitous video player on the Web), it only works with AT&T or T-Mobile, and the user agreement insists that Steve Jobs has the right to bend you over at any given moment and have his cantankerous way with you. (It's probably a good thing I'm not in Sales.)

But if you're ok with all that, $125 and it's yours. Or if you would prefer a t-shirt featuring the image above visit t12lve.